Nothing was what it seemed...

Ok so today, nothing went as planned....ever have those days? I got up thinking the day would go one way and went very differently....but hey still a good day. More rain, go figure...I think I may need to map out a plan to build an Ark soon. :)

I have to share with you though...that I did go out to dinner with a few friends this evening. To one of my favorite Mexican spots....it was soooo good. The best part though was the waiter. OMG he was HOT and had the sexiest voice. It wasnt long before I caught myself flirting shamelessly with him. I love to flirt what can I say. I caught him staring at me a few times and decided to make it worth his while. Being the tease that I am, and being so lucky I just happened to have on a skirt and a little black thong. Can you guess? .....you got it, I started giving him a quick peak here and there....but that quickly turned into a bit more and a bit more each time. What was funny was when came to the table to see if he could refresh drinks or what not.....he could hardly look me in the eye. I must admit it really turned me on. I dont know that my friends knew what was going on....and that got me even hotter, the naughtiness of it all. Once we had finished dinner...I saw him standing in the service station preparing our check....he happened to look over and caught his stare....wiggling ever so slightly I slipped my thong down my legs and stepped out of them....all while he watched. I lifted them with the toes of my shoe and scooped them into my hand....smiling all the while. He was beet red in the face when he brought the check to the table.....I didnt look at him....but I am sure when he returned to the table after we departed he was surprised, because I had discreetly dropped my thong on the table....full of my lingering scent. WOW!! What a rush that was. I cant wait to go back there. :)

Oh and hey in case you havent had a good laugh today, I thought I would share....

Three couples--one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed--wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples all agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Father." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest. The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but, yep, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest. The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest."My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

XOXO
JL