Things I have learned....

Since becoming an amatuer internet porn DIVA!! Some funny, some painful....some costly, some madding, and some are just oooohhhh to true. No matter the circumstances or the situation I have learned a lot, about me....and others. I know most of what I share will make ya laugh...but perhaps some of it will make ya think too.

Enjoy...

• 10 seconds is NOT enought time to get anywhere, least of all 'sexy' WITH a self-timer, which is why a skilled photographer is a must!!
• Your ass can look 10 times it's actual size if you don't position yourself right - it's all about the angles! (but then - some guys are IN to that so COOL!) LOL
• If it HURTS while posing - it LOOKS SEXY!
• I CAN dress in 7.6 seconds from skin to full clothes when there are patrol cars involved.
• You can be miles from civilization, in the middle of a deserted field/road/track/beach, but as soon as you take off your knickers, someone always appears from nowhere!
• Waffle patterns DO NOT look sexy on my bare ass!
• Carpenter ants bite as hard as fire ants; especially in tender places!!
• When having some one else sew a seam on an outfit with you in it, make sure they understand that you will have to get OUT of said outfit eventually.
• ANY shirt can be sexy if you pair it up with pantyhose and heels.
• Glasses make great goggles when filming a facial.
• That walking or standing on 6" heels are not as easy as one would think
• OSFM in slutty clothes are really meant for a size 02-06
• I haved learned self confidence and believing in myself
• When masturbating on a kitchen counter, place pillows on the floor for when you fall off said counter.
• When shooting a video, make sure your cell phone ringer is off. Even if you haven't had any calls that day, the phone WILL ring when you start recording, and the caller WILL call back if you don't answer.
• When taking a trip Remove all batteries from the toys before packing them (batteries packed seperately). This can save you from very imbarrasing moments at the airport.
• Get signed guest releases BEFORE the photo shoot.
• It is hard to swim in wet clothes.
• There are lots of people out there who are more freaky as I am.
• When using liquid latex for an update DO NOT pull that shit too hard. Skin comes off with it.
• Never judge a person by their internet persona. Most likely you will be wrong about them.
• those who set themselves above the rest will usually end up below the best (kinda actually a life lesson) but still makes me giggle when they fall on their asses and their friends scatter like cockroaches
• the world of porn can be diverse just like life...and its not always the most beautiful skinniest blone in the room tht will make the most that being a freak has its rewards.
• Never wear a six inch pair of heels going into a corn field, you can very easily break an ankle since your heels continue to sink in the dirt.
• I have more porn clothes then every day clothes.
• Never knew there were so many fetishes until I started on this adventure.
• If you are going to do a shoot in the woods BRING OFF!!!
• When you do an HOUR long video make sure you have the camcorder set to RECORD!!
• Lock your animals up because they will find a way to bark, meow or venture in the room when doing a video
• not everyman can get a hardon in front of a camera with lights on and people watching.
• that not all waterproof mascara is!

I am sure this list could go an on ....as we all know life teaches us many lessons....some gently and some not so gently.

XOXO
Jamie

www.sweetjamielynn.com